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Story Summary:
This hilarious teen story follows a high school boy named Rendi who desperately wants to borrow a notebook from his crush, Lisa. However, his confidence plummets when his best friend points out his terrible "dragon breath." What follows is a series of absurd and extreme remedies, turning a simple high school crush into an unforgettable comedic adventure.
A Smelly Discovery
Ceritasakti.com - Rendi combed his hair repeatedly while staring at the school restroom mirror. Today, he planned to borrow a math notebook from Lisa.
His heart fluttered joyfully just imagining the sweet smile of the girl he had a massive crush on. Suddenly, Adi approached him and slapped his best friend's back incredibly hard.
"Are you planning to approach Lisa with that dragon breath, Ren?" Adi asked while tightly pinching his nose.
Curious, Rendi immediately exhaled into the palm of his own hand. His eyes widened in horror as a pungent odor stung his nose. His confidence plummeted right then and there.
The Panic and the Promise
"Oh no, please help me, Adi! I will be embarrassed for life if Lisa faints from inhaling my breath!" Rendi whined in a sheer panic, begging for help.
"Relax, I have plenty of solutions to eradicate that halitosis, Ren," Adi said confidently, patting his chest.
Adi immediately dragged his best friend to the school cafeteria to order something. He quickly handed a pack of sugar-free mint gum to Rendi.
"Chew three of these quickly! Pick the sugar-free ones so your teeth do not become a nesting ground for germs," Adi commanded, acting just like a professional oral specialist.
The Cheek Muscle Workout
Rendi immediately chewed the gum aggressively, following his best friend's advice without question. His mouth moved rapidly up and down without stopping for ten solid minutes.
He desperately hoped the minty aroma would quickly banish the massive problem in his mouth.
"My jaw is incredibly sore from doing this facial workout," Rendi complained, holding his aching cheeks in pain.
"That cheek workout is one way to make your face look even more handsome in front of Lisa," Adi chuckled, giving him an encouraging thumbs-up.
The Sour Vinegar Potion
Unfortunately, the minty aroma of the gum only lasted a short while to trick the nose. Adi dragged Rendi once again toward the sports locker room to brainstorm their next plan.
"Calm down, Ren. I still have a secret potion to destroy those bad breath bacteria," Adi whispered with a highly suspicious smile.
He took out a small bottle of apple cider vinegar from his backpack. Adi mixed two spoons of the acidic liquid into a plastic cup of mineral water.
"Gargle with this right now! But do not swallow it if you still value your life," Adi threatened, handing over the cup.
Rendi hesitantly put the acidic liquid into his mouth. His face instantly scrunched up, enduring the incredibly weird and sour taste.
The Black Mud Monster
Their absurd efforts did not stop at the apple cider vinegar experiment. Adi then handed over a bottle of extremely fine activated charcoal powder.
"Here, rub this black powder evenly to brush the entire surface of your teeth," Adi instructed with a wide, mischievous grin.
"Ancient people used crushed red bricks, but you can just use this charcoal powder as a substitute," he added, convincing his friend.
Rendi helplessly followed all of his best friend's ridiculous instructions without arguing. His mouth had now turned pitch black, making him look exactly like a swamp mud monster.
He quickly gargled using an Epsom salt solution to clean off the stubborn charcoal residue. "This Epsom salt works to kill the remaining germs while removing toxins from your mouth," Adi explained with immense satisfaction.
The Walking Pharmacy
"Are you planning to poison me slowly, Di?" Rendi complained weakly, holding his churning stomach.
"This is the final, most extreme step to guarantee your success, my friend," Adi said, taking out two more small bottles.
Adi dropped some virgin coconut oil mixed with strong eucalyptus oil. Rendi gargled the spicy solution while enduring a terrible, numb, and burning sensation on his tongue.
He almost threw up feeling the stinging bitterness in his throat. Rendi hurriedly spat out the mouthwash and rinsed his mouth with warm water repeatedly.
The loud school bell finally rang, putting an end to their ridiculous experimental activities.
A Hilarious Success
Rendi walked awkwardly toward Lisa, who was sitting at a desk in the corner of the library.
"Do you have a stomachache, Rendi? Why does your body smell so strongly of eucalyptus oil?" Lisa asked, giggling in amusement.
Rendi smiled awkwardly while enduring the spicy, numb sensation still lingering on his lips. "Yeah, I am catching a bad cold today," Rendi lied clumsily, desperately looking for an excuse.
Lisa nodded as if she understood and kindly lent him her notebook with a sweet smile. Rendi's dragon breath successfully vanished, completely replaced by the strong scent of a walking pharmacy that day.
Adi laughed out loud from a distance, seeing the absurd success of their experiment. Teenage friendships are always full of entertaining silliness that warms the heart and is remembered for a lifetime.
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